Funeral in Jerusalem
The funeral service in Jerusalem calls the son-in-law in Brazil…
— Sir, your mother-in-law has passed away, and it will cost 5 dollars to bury her here in Jerusalem and 20 thousand dollars to transport the body to Brazil for the burial there. What would you prefer?
The son-in-law replied:
— You can send her to Brazil.
The wife, tearful and relieved, says to her husband:
— I didn’t know you cared so much about my mother.
And he replies:
— I don’t care. It’s just that there was a person who rose from the dead there once, and I don’t want to take any chances…
Going to Heaven
The catechism teacher asks:
— Who wants to go to Heaven?
Everyone raises their hand, except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asks again:
— Little Johnny, why don’t you want to go to Heaven?
Little Johnny responds:
— I can’t, teacher, my mom told me to go straight home after class!
Darta’s Tweet
If I had known there would be so many days of struggle like this, I would have taken martial arts classes.
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Darta’s Hug
Today, Darta’s hug goes to the Procon director, Claudia Silvano, to Airton Lima, and to João Pereira, who are celebrating another year of life. Congratulations and best wishes!
