Different Interpretations
A couple had a very intense argument. On the first day, they didn’t talk to each other, and he slept on the couch. They remained like this for five days. On the sixth day, the husband came out of the shower, and the wife was watching TV. He asked:
— Where is my blue shirt?
— Oh, now you’re talking to me?
— What do you mean? What are you talking about?
— Do you remember our fight?
— Of course, I do. What’s the matter?
— What’s the matter? You hadn’t noticed that we haven’t talked for days?
— Actually, no. I thought we had finally made up.
House Cleaning
A man and a woman, who had just gotten married, didn’t pay much attention to cleaning the house. Since they started living together, they had never done a big clean, which didn’t bother either of them, until the moment the husband shouted from the hallway:
— Love, what happened here in the room?
— What do you mean?
— Did you clean the house?
— Yes, why?
The husband said, disappointed:
— What did you do with the dust on the nightstand? I had an important phone number written on it.
Darta’s Tweet
“Expected more from you”. I missed a goal, with no goalie.
Darta’s Hug
Today, Darta’s hug goes to Amanda Berri Becker and Jean Claude Lima, who are celebrating another year of life. Congratulations and best wishes!
