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Find someone who fights for you, like your uncles fight for the land left by your grandmother.
Bad Chef
A man ordered a roasted duck at the restaurant. When the waiter brought it, the bird was as tough as a rock. The man, very angry, called the waiter:
– Waiter, do me a favor? Return this duck to that lousy chef and tell him to stick it where the sun don’t shine. Such a bad dish, it’s not possible.
– Sure, sir, but you’ll have to wait. There’s a chicken Rossini and a filet Diana in front of you.
Japanese Science
A Japanese scientist discovered a new female viagra in the 80s. The product is known by the Japanese under the name of KATON.
– When you give KATON to a woman – says the Japanese – Woman gets happy, cuddly, kind, kisses you, hugs you day and night. She won’t give you a break, she wants to do it as many times as you can handle. She calls you “my love”, “my life”, “I adore you”, “I love you”!
Then, they asked the Japanese:
– Wow, but is this product really fantastic like that?
– Yes, yes, yes. Guaranteed – answered the Japanese – It never fails!
They asked the Japanese again:
– But is the name really… KATON?
– Yes, KATON for sure!
Darta’s Hug
Today is a party day for Atletico fan Gilmar Alves, who regardless of yesterday’s result, is very happy for Furacão’s debut in the Libertadores. Today there’s also a party at Saray Klechovicz’s house, a lovely person. Congratulations, guys.
