Tuitada
Today I woke up at 5:30 am, ran 10 km, had a green juice, went to the gym, lifted weights for an hour, and the rest of the dream I don’t remember.
Maldita cachaça
A guy, staggering through the parking lot, was poking the door of each car with a key. The guard came and asked him:
– What’s the problem, my friend?
And the guy replied:
– I lost my car…
– Where did you last see the car?
– It was right here, at the tip of this key…
The value of things
A butcher enters a lawyer’s office and asks:
– If a dog running loose on the street enters a butcher shop and steals a piece of meat, does the shop owner have the right to claim payment from the dog’s owner?
– Yes, of course — the lawyer responds.
– Then you owe me R$ 8. Your dog was loose and stole a steak from my shop.
Without complaining, the lawyer writes a check for 8 reais and hands it to the butcher.
A few days later, the butcher receives a letter from the lawyer, demanding 200 reais for the consultation.
Abraço do Darta
Before celebrating today, let’s remember yesterday. The party on Sunday was at Tomás Barreiros, André Ambonatti, and the radical Gabi Oliveira’s house. Today the party and congratulations are all for “Mother” Paula Weidlich, editor of Tribuna. Hooray!
