Two employees from a multinational company, one American and one French, met in Rio de Janeiro to attend a lecture and took a taxi together. Along the way, the Frenchman started bragging about his country:
— The French people are so efficient that we managed to build the Eiffel Tower in just 30 days!
Not to be outdone, the American said:
— In the United States, we are much more efficient! I bet you didn’t know that we only took ten days to build the Statue of Liberty.
The Frenchman was left speechless as the taxi passed by Maracanã stadium. He took the opportunity to change the subject, looked at the stadium and asked the taxi driver:
— What is this?
— I don’t know — he replied — But I drove by here this morning and there was nothing there…
Glass Eye
In a crowded train, an elderly man takes out his glass eye, throws it up and catches it in his hand. After doing this several times, another passenger, bothered, remarks:
— Excuse me, sir… I’m sorry for your problem, but I don’t think you need to show off like this!
— I’m not showing off… I’m just trying to see if there’s a seat available up front!
Darta’s Hug
Today’s big hug goes to Marcelo Dias Lopes, Eduardo Betinardi, Heuler Andrey, and Willi Goossen, who are celebrating another year of life. Congratulations and best wishes!
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I only don’t throw in the towel because I’m too lazy to fetch it.
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Marriage
