Posted On July 3, 2024

Empreendedorismo

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I managed to put my 14-year-old daughter on the Vivo family plan, in a promotion, so now she has unlimited internet – the plan is for 50GB.
Well, today she told me that she shares her phone’s internet at school, with a password, and sells “internet” for 1 real per hour. She came home with her hands full of coins and a huge smile on her face.
What should I do? Encourage the girl’s entrepreneurship? Charge her taxes? Increase the plan to 100GB?
I think I created a little capitalist monster oppressing her classmates….


Engineers in the car

Four engineers are in the car when it breaks down. Each engineer gives their suggestion:
Mechanical engineer: The gearbox must have broken.
Chemical engineer: I disagree. The problem is in the fuel composition.
Electrical engineer: None of that! It’s the discharged battery.
Computer engineer: What if we got out and got back in?


Darta’s hug

Today’s big hug goes to Taís Martins, to Maria do Carmo Rosa, to Fabiano Camargo and to Guilherme Voitch, who are celebrating another year of life. Congratulations and best wishes!


Tweet

I only don’t kick the bucket because I’m lazy and I’m too lazy to look for it.


Psychiatrist’s advice


Black Friday

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