Posted On July 6, 2024

Liga o liquidificador

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– Hey dear, where are you?
– I’m at home, my love.
– Are you sure?
– Yes!
– Then turn on the blender.
– Rrrrrrrrrrrrr!
The next day:
– Hey dear, where are you?
– I’m at home, my love.
– Are you sure?
– Yes!
– Then turn on the blender.
– Rrrrrrrrrrrrr!
The following day, she decides to go home early:
– Hey son, where is mommy?
– I don’t know daddy, she went out and took the blender with her!


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