Once upon a time, a man bought a parrot and soon realized that the bird only spoke profanities all the time.
Patiently, he tried to teach good manners to the parrot, but nothing worked.
One day, he woke up in a bad mood and as he passed by the parrot’s cage, it grumbled:
— Good morning, you miserable cuckold!
Furious, he threw the poor animal into the freezer.
To his surprise, a few minutes later when he opened it, he heard the parrot apologize:
— I apologize for my inappropriate language, my dear sir! I promise from now on, I will mend my ways and never speak a profanity again.
Happy with the outcome, the man picked up the parrot and was about to put it back in its cage when he heard:
— Just out of curiosity, what did the chicken do?
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