First Dress
A farm girl was invited to a party where she had to wear a dress, something she never wore. She only wore long pants and without underwear.
So, she had an idea. She went to the store, grabbed a piece of fabric, went to the sewing machine and made a beautiful pair of panties.
She put them on, wore the dress, and took a bus to go to the party.
Being used to wearing pants, she sat down with her legs wide open.
In front of her was a country bumpkin who couldn’t take his eyes off there.
After an hour, the girl got annoyed and asked:
– What’s wrong, bumpkin… never seen panties before?
The bumpkin replied:
– Look, girl, I’ve seen panties before, but with “chicken feed” written on them is the first time!
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Internal Memo
We recommend to all the women in the company, when requesting photocopies through notes, to do so properly, with complete sentences and without ambiguities. The majority of notes received have caused some problems with our colleagues, even risking peace in their homes.
As an example, we transcribe below some of the copy requests:
1) Márcio, be nice… do it like the last time…please!
2) Joãozinho… make four quick ones.
3) Zeca… today I’ll be the first. I’m more in need.
4) Take it out as soon as possible, because the Manager also wants it.
5) Do it on both sides and, pay attention, it has to fit everything in behind.
6) I ask you that when you take it out, leave it very visible.
7) Take your time, because I want quality.
8) Pay attention, I’m very anxious… I’m late!
9) Be careful, it’s long and wide… position it correctly so nothing is left out.
10) Can you slip it in between, without anyone noticing, and take a quick one?
Darta’s Hugs
Today’s big hug goes to José Zokner, Juca, Leandro Taques, Regina Ferreira César, and Sonia Brusch, who are celebrating another year of life. Congratulations and best wishes!
Darta’s Tweet
The brain is a wonderful organ! It starts working the moment you wake up in the morning and doesn’t stop until you get to work.
