Learning from Dad
Joãozinho is going fishing with his dad.
– Dad, how do fish breathe underwater?
– I don’t know, my son!
Shortly after:
– Dad, why don’t boats sink?
– I don’t know, my son!
Shortly after:
– Dad, why is the sky blue?
– I don’t know that either, my son.
– Dad, you don’t mind me asking all these questions, do you?
– Of course not, my son! If you don’t ask, you’ll never learn anything!
Funny Guy
The boss arrives at the office and tells all the employees:
– Guys, I have great news to share today!
– Did we win a contract? – asks a brown-noser.
– It’s even better than that! – replies the boss.
– Are we getting a raise? – asks a funny guy anonymously from the back of the room.
– Guys, I’m being serious – clarifies the boss, with humor – My wife is finally pregnant!
The same funny guy from the back of the room shouts:
– That’s awesome! Do you already know who the father is?
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The group in the photo is from Clube Rio’s restaurant Branco – in the highest category – led by Toninho and Dona Linda. Rio Branco is one of the oldest social clubs in Brazil. In 2016, it will celebrate 132 years of existence and is located on Fernando de Noronha Street in Curitiba. Initially, it was a shooting club. With wars, it became a social club. |
Joãozinho’s Friend
The mother asks Joãozinho:
– Joãozinho, why don’t you spend time with your friend Marco anymore?
Joãozinho answers:
– Mom, would you like to spend time with someone who smokes, drinks, and curses?
– Of course not, Joãozinho!
– Well, mom, neither does Marco.
Darta’s Hug
Today’s hug goes to Elcio Purkott, who is celebrating another year of life. Congratulations and many happy returns!
Darta’s Tweet
It hurts to see your brother getting beat up and not being able to laugh, or else you’ll get beaten up too.
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