Diva and Leonor, two single women, were partners in a small pharmacy. Fernando, a big guy, enters the establishment and asks for a condom.
Dona Leonor brings a normal-sized condom.
“It’s small!” complains the customer.
And Leonor brings a bigger one.
“It’s still small…”
And Leonor takes the biggest one in stock.
“Wow, sorry, but it has to be bigger,” the man replies, slightly disappointed.
Leonor then shouts to Diva who is in the back of the pharmacy:
“Divaaaa! There’s a man here who needs a condom bigger than the GGG!! What do I offer?”
And Diva responds:
“House, food, car, clean clothes, and partnership in the pharmacy!
The girl and the ghosts
And the girl says to her father:
“Daddy, I’m afraid of ghosts.”
The father replies:
“That doesn’t exist, who told you that nonsense?”
“The maid,” the girl says.
“Run, my daughter!” the father says.
The girl, not understanding anymore, asks:
“Why?”
And the father, already running, responds:
“We don’t have a maid!
Fertility test
A couple who couldn’t have children goes for a fertility test and when they receive the results, the man’s has the letters: S.S.P. M and the woman’s only has N.
So, trying to lighten the mood, the man says to the woman:
“Look, the problem is with you because in my result it says: ‘Healthy, Pure, and Macho’ and in yours it says ‘No’.
The nurse passing by hears and says:
“It’s not like that sir, your wife’s says ‘normal’ and yours says ‘only good for peeing’.
Dart’s hug
Today’s hug goes to the journalist and professor Mauri König, to Gabrielle Velloso Portes, to Isabelle Velloso Portes, and to João Kula, who are celebrating another year of life. Congratulations and best wishes!
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Bolt’s girlfriend said she was going to break up with him, and he responded: ‘You can break up, but you already know that afterwards it’s no use trying to catch up.’
