During the Portuguese class, the teacher asks:
— In the sentence: ‘The husband arrives home unexpectedly and finds his wife in the bedroom.’, where is the subject?
And Joãozinho replies:
— If he’s not inside the wardrobe, he must be under the bed!
Erotic chat
Inside a train cabin are three men and a girl who is closing up shop. They chat, and the conversation quickly turns explicitly erotic. Then the girl proposes:
— If each of you gives me 10 reais, I’ll show my thighs.
Immediately the men take out 10 reais from their wallets and give it to her. She lifts her skirt and shows her bare thighs. Then she makes a new proposal:
— If each of you gives me 50 reais, I’ll show my buttocks. The men are all excited and agree immediately. The girl lifts her skirt and turns around to show her buttocks.
The girl continues:
— Now, if each of you gives me another 100 reais, I’ll show you where I had a cesarean section.
Immediately the men hand her the money. Then the girl points to a building that the train is passing by and says:
— There, in that hospital!
Mediumistic revelation
After her husband’s death, the wife can’t forget him. Desperate, she decides to resort to mediumistic forces to talk to her beloved. She goes to a spiritual center, where they arrange the communication. When the husband manifests during the session, she asks:
— Darling, is that you?
— Yes, dear, it’s me, your husband.
— How are you doing?
— I’m doing very well.
— Are you happy?
— Yes, very much so.
— More than when you were with me?
— Yes, much more.
— Then tell me, what is heaven like?
— And who told you I’m in heaven?
Darta’s Hug
Today’s big hug goes out to Alessandra Cássia Fiori Cordeiro, to Wanessa Batista Melo, to Mariane Wippel, to Daniel Derevecki, to Paulo Mosimann, and to Caio Derosso, who are celebrating another year of life. Congratulations and best wishes!
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I spoke firmly to my wife: ‘I’m the one in charge in this house!’ Now I’m here, sleeping on the sidewalk where my wife told me to.
