Constatação

Observation

A beggar walks into a bar and asks a man to buy him a coffee.
Feeling sorry for him, the guy offers him a beer.
The beggar says:
– No thank you, I don’t drink, I just want the coffee.
So, the guy offers to buy him a lottery ticket.
– No thank you, I don’t gamble, I just want the coffee.
With much insistence, the guy offers him a cigarette.
– I don’t smoke, I just want the coffee. – the beggar refuses.
The guy insists again and offers to pay for a night with a prostitute.
– No thank you, I don’t cheat on my wife, I just want a coffee.
Then the guy takes the beggar to his house and tells his wife to prepare the coffee for him.
Curious, she asks her husband:
– Why did you bring a dirty beggar home just to have coffee?
– To show you how a man looks who doesn’t drink, gamble, smoke, and doesn’t have an occasional fling.

Best

A husband and wife are having dinner at a fancy restaurant when suddenly, a gorgeous blonde approaches the table, plants a huge kiss on the husband’s mouth, and walks away without saying a word.
– What is this, Juvenal? Who is this woman?
And the man, embarrassed:
– Well, dear… I was going to tell you…
– Then tell me now!
– That’s my mistress!
– Mistress? Oh my goodness! How dare you! I want a divorce immediately!
– Fine… but she’s the one who finances our vacations in Europe, the clothes you wear, the parties we throw…
She falls silent and continues eating. Suddenly, a friend of the couple passes by showing off a stunning brunette.
– Who is that woman with Toninho, Juvenal?
– That’s his mistress!
– Ours is much better, don’t you think?

Already Removed?

A man is introduced to a doctor at a party.
They start talking and suddenly the doctor turns to him and asks:
– Didn’t I remove your tonsils?
– No, doctor! I still have them!
– Then it was your appendix that I removed?
– No, doctor! I lived in the countryside when I had my appendix removed!
– Were you married to Sonia Arantes?
– Yes, I was!
– I knew I had taken something away from you!

Darta’s Hug

Today’s hug goes to Bruna Esmanhoto, who is celebrating another year of life. Congratulations and best wishes!