Two drunks were in one of those rooftop bars. Suddenly, one said to the other:
— Did you know that this building has a very interesting peculiarity? If I jump from here, there is such a strong air current that it can push me back up here!
— Impossible. I doubt it!
— I’ll prove it to you!
The drunk jumped and, in a few seconds, returned. The other drunk, fascinated, also jumped, but crashed down below.
Shortly after, the waiter served the remaining drunk:
— Damn, Superman, you get really stupid when you drink, huh?
Darta’s Hug
Today’s hug goes to Leonardo Mendes Júnior, Juca Barros, Loriany de Paula, and Irene dos Santos Celestino, who are celebrating another year of life. Congratulations and many happy returns!
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“Brazil is the only country where rats can blame the cheese,” Millôr Fernandes.
Atletiba
Darta decided to visit the bars on the morning of Atletiba. Vilela prepared a wonderful carne de onça for his friends. The party was at Armazém do Batel, better known as Bar do Marcelo. Vilela was not happy with the game’s result!
