Confessions before dying
The husband, one of those athletic types, was suddenly taken ill one day. Before meeting God, he called his wife:
-Dear, you have always been an exemplary wife, a good mother… I cannot die without telling you something. The fact is that I was never an exemplary husband…
He takes the woman’s hands in his and continues:
-You know those nights when I said I was out with friends hunting? When I said I was working late? All lies, I was with a mistress and with her I squandered a good part of the heritage I could have left for our children…
The woman, serious, responds:
-I knew, darling. Do you think I put arsenic in your wine for what?
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United forever
The man dies, and not long after, the widow also goes to heaven.
Arriving in paradise, she meets her husband.
—”Darling! Darling!” she says, embracing her ex — “How good to find you here! Now we’ll be together forever!”
—”Whoa, whoa! Hold on… The deal was: ‘Till death do us part’!”
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Darta’s hug
Today Darta sends a special hug to Mário Júnior, the famous Pinduca, captain of the Brazilian Fut7 national team, who is celebrating another year of life. Congratulations and lots of happiness!
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