Posted On July 7, 2024

Enterro

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Today I went to the funeral of a friend’s father and as a tradition of their religion, they always bring a “seer” to say who is the next person to die. After doing her concentration, her rituals, the “seer” informed that the next person to die would be the first to leave the cemetery.
We’ve been here for 15 hours already. They’ve ordered pizzas, snacks, sodas, and coffee. There’s a group playing card games, another one playing dominoes, checkers, and even chess.
We are all still here, with no prediction of leaving the place…Not even the “seer” has left…let alone me!


Darta’s Hug

Today’s hug goes to Juliana Hasse de Rezende, to Rodrigo Rocha and to Renato Silva, who are celebrating another year of life. Congratulations and many happiness!


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I have some friends who drink so much that if they were cremated, they would never go out!


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