Francesinha

Charles was a very playful guy. One day his wife was going to France on a business trip and asked him:
— Do you want me to bring you a souvenir?
— Oh, I do! — he replied, jokingly — Bring me a French girl!
As always, the wife said nothing and boarded to London. A month later, she returns and the husband welcomes her:
— Hi honey! How was your trip? And my souvenir, did you bring it?
— Oh, the French girl?
The husband nods excitedly.
— Well, I did my best! — the wife replied — Now let's see if a girl is born!

Thief at home

Chat between friends:
— Imagine that last night a thief entered our house!
— Wow! Did he take anything?
— If he did... He took a beating from my wife! She thought it was me arriving.

Darta's hug

Today's big hug goes to Bia Moraes and Luigi Poniwass, who are celebrating another year of life. Congratulations and best wishes!

Tweet

I can't take it anymore, seeing this mess in my room... I'm going to turn off the light.

Honest Freud

How wonderful!

Finally a bit of luck... I found 80,00 reais on the street.