Woke up today, jumped out of bed and went straight to talk to the cleaner. I told her that I will do the laundry and ironing today and that she can go work in place of my wife. My wife will go to school in my daughter’s place and my 11-year-old daughter will go to my job! It’s Atlético influencing my personal life!
Are You Busy?
My wonderful neighbor knocks on the door. As soon as I open it, she says:
— Listen, I just arrived, I have a crazy urge to have fun, get drunk, and have sex all night… Are you busy tonight?
I quickly respond:
— No!
And the stunning neighbor as always:
— So, can you take care of my dog?
Darta’s Hug
Today’s big hug goes to Nelson Luiz Maia and Carlos Henrique Giglio Júnior, who are celebrating another year of life. Congratulations and best wishes!
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You only truly know someone when you talk to them drunk in the middle of the night.
To Fill Up the Tank
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