Today, as I left the supermarket, I was approached by a sales promoter who offered me sex in exchange for promoting a brand of laundry detergent. Obviously, I declined the offer, as I am a serious person, with respect and like to have a clear conscience! As clear as the new OMO Multiação Liquid Power Accelerator that removes all stains, even the toughest ones, and lasts much longer than the competition.
Wife’s Diet
A man tells his friend:
– My wife is on the three-week diet.
– That’s interesting. How much has she lost?
– Two weeks.
Darta’s Hug
Big hug today goes to Mariana Valentim Gonçalves and Valdesir Machado, who are celebrating another year of life. Congratulations and lots of happiness!
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We wake up early, but we only start to understand things after noon.
Watching the neighbor’s fight
Pain and Suffering
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