Melhor que o seu

Two boys arguing:
- My dad is better than yours!
- No, he's not!
- My uncle is better than yours!
- No, he's not!
- But my mom is better than yours!
- Well... that's true. My dad thinks so too!

Cold

The blonde asked another:
- Hey, woman, how is the flu epidemic in your city?
The other replied:
- It's tied.
- How so, tied?
- H 1 N 1

Darta's Hug

Big hug today goes to Ingrid Koop Winter, to Cacilda Dantas, to Paulo Sérgio Isensee, to Lucas Borodiak Karas and to Edison Markus, who are celebrating another year of life. Congratulations and many happy returns!

Tweet

What I would like to hear at my funeral? Look, he's breathing!

Found

Trump's mother found in Pomerode!

Promotion

I bought a wine on sale. If it's not good, I'll make tapioca!