Two boys arguing:
– My dad is better than yours!
– No, he’s not!
– My uncle is better than yours!
– No, he’s not!
– But my mom is better than yours!
– Well… that’s true. My dad thinks so too!
Cold
The blonde asked another:
– Hey, woman, how is the flu epidemic in your city?
The other replied:
– It’s tied.
– How so, tied?
– H 1 N 1
Darta’s Hug
Big hug today goes to Ingrid Koop Winter, to Cacilda Dantas, to Paulo Sérgio Isensee, to Lucas Borodiak Karas and to Edison Markus, who are celebrating another year of life. Congratulations and many happy returns!
Tweet
What I would like to hear at my funeral? Look, he’s breathing!
Found
Trump’s mother found in Pomerode!
Promotion
I bought a wine on sale. If it’s not good, I’ll make tapioca!
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