Dona Josefina recently went to register her one-year-old daughter, and the registrar began questioning her:
– Name of the child?
– Maria Ambrosina.
– Name of the mother?
– Josefina Ivonete… oh my goodness!!
– Name of the father?
– . . . I can’t say!!
– Either you say the name of the father, or I won’t register.
– But sir, I can’t speak it…
– Either you say the name of the father, or I won’t register, it’s the law.
– Alright, alright… if that’s the case… it’s Padre Firmino.
– Well, well! Did Padre Firmino leave the priesthood?
– No, for sure with the teeth!
Darta’s Hug
Today’s big hug goes to Alessandra Cássia Fiori Cordeiro, Wanessa Batista Melo, Mariane Wippel, Paulo Mosimann, Daniel Derevecki, and Caio Derosso, who are celebrating another year of life. Congratulations and best wishes!
Tweet
Finally found the love of my life. Too bad I had to get off the bus.
What a Chance!
Then they say Brazilians don’t have opportunities in life!
Gift
Hey, if anyone happens to be getting me a Christmas gift, I know it’s annoying to suggest a gift, but I really need a baby stroller. Thank you.
