Posted On July 14, 2024

No consultório

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How patients react to a prescription of antibiotics in some countries.
The doctor:
– You should take these antibiotic pills every 8 hours for a week.
In the United States – Thank you, doctor.
In Spain – Gracias, señor.
In France – Merci, monsieur.
In Japan – Arigatô.
In Brazil – Do I need to stop drinking?

Without opening their eyes

After a month of his son’s birth, Manoel returned to the maternity ward, with the baby in his arms:
– Doctor… What’s going on? My son was born a month ago and still hasn’t opened his eyes!
After looking at the boy, who had a Japanese look, the doctor says:
– Mr. Manoel… I think it’s you who needs to open your eyes!

Darta’s Hug

Today’s big hug goes to Sonia Mara Toledo and Maira Alves, who are celebrating another year of life. Congratulations and best wishes!

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Don’t use one person to forget another. Use several.

There’s the beast!

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Our colleague here at the newsroom, Átila Alberti, proving that he’s not only good with the camera, but also excels in fishing. Two beautiful tilapias weighing 3.4 kg and 3.8 kg.

Being happy or being thin?

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