A woman calls her lawyer husband in the middle of a business meeting and says:
— Honey, I have good news and bad news.
— But honey, I’m in a business meeting, so just tell me the good news.
— The airbag in your car worked perfectly!
Lawyer’s Armadillo
The lawyer was driving on the highway when an armadillo crossed in front of the car. The driver stopped, picked up the armadillo, put it in the trunk, and continued the journey. Soon after, a federal police blitz stopped him. They asked for his documents, asked him to get out of the car, and open the trunk. Inside, the officer saw the armadillo and said:
– Man, you’re crazy. This animal is wild, you could go to jail. If I call the environmental police, you’re done for.
The lawyer explains:
– No way, this armadillo is mine. A pet. He’s been with me since he was a baby. If I let him go on the ground, I’ll give two whistles and he’ll come back and stay by my side. He’s trained.
The officer says:
– I don’t believe your story.
– Then let him go and see for yourself, – says the lawyer.
The officer releases the armadillo on the ground and it runs into the bushes. The officer then asks the lawyer:
– Now call the armadillo back.
And the lawyer asks:
– What armadillo?
On the Bus
The father tells the son:
– Son, when you get on the bus, say you are 9 years old.
The son asks:
– But dad, I’m 10?
The father says:
– But if you say you’re 10, I’ll have to pay for your ticket.
The bus arrives, they get on, and the collector asks the boy:
– How old are you?
The boy answers:
– I’m 9.
The collector asks:
– And when do you turn 10?
And the boy replies:
– When I get off the bus.
Darta’s Hug
Today’s big hug goes to Emerson Guarda, Thiago Santos, Clovis Augusto Melo, and Cláudia Eiler, who are celebrating another year of life. Congratulations and best wishes!
Darta’s Tweet
A new app is out for those over 18 who have nothing to do. You walk around the streets hunting, it’s called: Empre GO.
