Yesterday I arrived home and said to my mother:
– Mom, I’m going to stop drinking.
She said:
– If you stop drinking, I will die of happiness.
– Oh, God forbid me from killing my mother!
– It’s better to keep drinking.
English course
So the guy from Rio Grande do Sul went to live in England.
One month later his father calls:
– Hi son!
– Hi dad!
– Is everything okay there?
– Yeah! Really cool!
– And your English, how is it?
– It’s in the shower…
Darta’s hug
Big hug today goes to Tatiane Maciel, Louise Camargo de Souza, Nicoly Pereira and Guilherme de Paula Baptista, who are celebrating another year of life. Congratulations and many happy returns!
Tweet
I just don’t post a picture of my childhood because back in my day there was no camera.
Good at soccer
This is Cerveball, a team from Capão da Imbuia, which has been together since the 90s, always with a lot of friendship, soccer, and beer. #wearetogether.
Trying to find a direction in life
