Today’s reflection is as follows: Be alert, because I saw half of your orange squeezing with someone else last night.
Jokes
“Making fun” of the judge
The judge asks the defendant:
– Age?
– 35 years old
– Are you married?
– Yes.
– With whom?
– With my wife.
The judge, irritated:
– Do you know anyone married to a man?
– Yes.
– Who?
– My wife.
Trying for re-election
A mayor campaigning for re-election arrives in a community in the countryside, asking the residents what they need. The residents approach him and say:
– Doctor, we have two big problems here in our village.
– What is the first one? Asked the candidate.
– We don’t have a doctor. A resident replied.
The candidate took out his phone, walked away and spoke loudly:
– I said I want two doctors here every day, starting tomorrow, and done!
He hung up the phone and returned to the residents saying:
– Done, first problem solved, the health secretary did not give you the attention you deserve, he will be fired tomorrow. What is the second problem?
A resident replied:
– There’s no cell phone signal here.
Darta’s Hug
Today there is a party at Eriksson Denk’s house, with the lovely Elaine Schirlo, Thais Salvi, Christiane Woice, and journalist Lucas Rocha, also known as Rochinha to some friends, and Charo to others. Congratulations, guys.
