During quarantine, I spend a lot of time at home. I discovered that if “horn” (cheating) was the cure for the coronavirus, my neighborhood would save the world.
Jokes
Looks can be deceiving
A man goes to see a doctor:
– Doctor, I’m depressed. I simply can’t sleep, sometimes I can’t eat, I feel bad most days. I just can’t seem to feel happy.
The doctor suggests:
– I have the perfect solution for you. In town tonight is the great clown Pagliacci. He is ridiculously funny and will make you laugh until you cry. You will experience unparalleled joy.
The man starts to cry hysterically. The doctor, confused, asks why, and the man replies:
– Doctor, I am Pagliacci.
Doctor’s pen
The doctor goes to sign a prescription, but when he pulls it from behind his ear, he realizes it was actually a rectal thermometer. He shakes his head and vents:
– What a nuisance! Some asshole took my pen…
Darta’s hug
Today there is a party in Portugal, as it is Daiane Andrade‘s birthday. Also in Ponta Grossa, for the lovely Mariana Galvan. Teacher Janayna Mesquita is also celebrating, as well as Priscila Torres Xavier, mother of Duda and Mariana, wife of the Unshakable. Congratulations, everyone.
