When it rains, the roads get slippery. But only until 6 pm, after that time they become “slip-ery-nights”.
Jokes
Bet on the plane
On a long airplane trip, a beautiful woman is seated next to a lawyer. She wants to sleep, but the lawyer won’t stop talking.
– Let’s play a game – he suggests. The woman ignores him. – To make it interesting – he continues – if I answer wrong, I’ll pay you 50 reais. If you answer wrong, you pay me five.
The woman agrees, and the lawyer asks the first question.
– What is the distance between Earth and the Moon?
The woman hands him five reais. Now it’s her turn.
– What goes up the mountain with three legs and comes down with four?
The lawyer is baffled. He frantically searches the Internet, flips through the pocket encyclopedia, and messages all the scientists he can find on his Blackberry. Nothing. Hours later, he wakes the woman up, hands her 50 reais and asks:
– So, what is it?
Without saying anything, she hands him five reais and goes back to sleep.
Before the wedding
Just before the wedding, the father approached the groom and asked:
– My boy, do you have the means to support a family?
– Of course – he replied.
And the father, now more at ease:
– Great, we are 9!
Darta’s hug
Today is the birthday of the big boy Gustavo Schinemann Senakevicz, the good photographer Marcelo Elias, and Edson Marcel, or just Marcel, our agile sales executive at Tribuna. Congratulations, guys.
