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During quarantine, I learned that you spend more time in doubt and looking for a movie on Netflix than actually watching the movies.

Brazilian Capitals

The teacher asks Joãozinho:
- Joãozinho, what is the capital of Ceará?
Joãozinho answers:
- Mike Tyson.
The teacher complains:
- It's not Mike Tyson, it's Fortaleza.
Joãozinho explains:
- Well, teacher, they say Mike Tyson is a Fortaleza.
The teacher gives Joãozinho another chance and asks:
- What is the capital of Rio Grande do Sul?
He answers:
- Party at the docks.
Again the teacher complains:
- That's not the answer, it's Porto Alegre.
Joãozinho explains:
- Teacher, when there's a party at the docks, it's a Porto Alegre.
The teacher couldn't handle it:
- Now Joãozinho, I want the opposite, tell me any capital of Brazil.
He thought for a moment and said:
- Santa Claus.
- What capital is that Joãozinho? - asks the teacher.
And Joãozinho explains:
- Natal, capital of Rio Grande do Norte.

Darta's Hug

In Darta's old notebook, nobody has a birthday today. But the hug goes out to all the warrior nurses and doctors who work so hard during this coronavirus time. Thanks, guys!