During quarantine, I learned that you spend more time in doubt and looking for a movie on Netflix than actually watching the movies.
Brazilian Capitals
The teacher asks Joãozinho:
– Joãozinho, what is the capital of Ceará?
Joãozinho answers:
– Mike Tyson.
The teacher complains:
– It’s not Mike Tyson, it’s Fortaleza.
Joãozinho explains:
– Well, teacher, they say Mike Tyson is a Fortaleza.
The teacher gives Joãozinho another chance and asks:
– What is the capital of Rio Grande do Sul?
He answers:
– Party at the docks.
Again the teacher complains:
– That’s not the answer, it’s Porto Alegre.
Joãozinho explains:
– Teacher, when there’s a party at the docks, it’s a Porto Alegre.
The teacher couldn’t handle it:
– Now Joãozinho, I want the opposite, tell me any capital of Brazil.
He thought for a moment and said:
– Santa Claus.
– What capital is that Joãozinho? – asks the teacher.
And Joãozinho explains:
– Natal, capital of Rio Grande do Norte.
Darta’s Hug
In Darta’s old notebook, nobody has a birthday today. But the hug goes out to all the warrior nurses and doctors who work so hard during this coronavirus time. Thanks, guys!
