Experience
The major is walking with a friend through the streets of the small town, the headquarters of his regiment. Every time a recruit salutes, he says: – The same to you. After many times, the friend asks him: – Why do you always say that? – I was a recruit once and I know what they are wishing for mentally when they salute!
Let’s Appeal
That seasoned politician was being judged for corruption. As the trial went on, he nervously waited at home. Suddenly, the phone rings and the lawyer in charge of his defense says, without hiding his excitement: – Doctor, justice has been served! – Let’s appeal! – the politician responds.
Weird Taste
Very nervous, the customer shouts: – Waiter, this soup tastes like insecticide! The waiter replies, incredulous: – Customers are never satisfied! When there’s a fly, they complain. When we take action, they still complain!
Darta’s Tweet
If everything that goes around comes around, I think my money got lost along the way.
Darta’s Greetings
Today Darta sends a special shoutout to Cíntia de Freitas Klafke, to Lee Oliver, to Rodrigo Browne, to Jonas Oliveira, and to Lúcio Barbizan, who are celebrating another year of life. Congratulations and best wishes!
