Two friends meet:
— Mate, you look worried.
— Yes, and I am very worried — the other replies. — My doctor said I can no longer play football.
— Seriously? Did he examine you?
— No, he saw me playing.
What a coincidence
A chicken farmer goes to the local bar, sits next to a woman, and orders a beer.
The woman comments:
— Look, I also ordered a cold beer…
— What a coincidence! — said the farmer. — Today is a very special day for me, that’s why I’m celebrating.
— For me too, today is a very special day! — said the woman. — I’m celebrating too.
— What a coincidence! — said the man.
When they toast, he adds:
— And what are you celebrating?
— My husband and I had been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me I’m pregnant.
— What a coincidence! — said the man — I’m a chicken farmer and for years my chickens weren’t fertile. But today they are laying fertilized eggs.
— That’s wonderful! — said the woman — What did you do to make the chickens fertile?
— I used a different rooster! — he said.
The woman smiled, toasted again, and said:
— What a coincidence!
Johnny’s Bread
Johnny arrives at the bakery and asks:
— Sir, do you have bread?
The baker replies:
— Only have stale bread.
And Johnny replies:
— Ah, then wake up five for me.
Darta’s Hug
Today’s big hug goes to Everton Chaves, to Marta Dams Nichele, to Carolina Castor Lohmann, and to Edwin Gabriel, who are celebrating another year of life. Congratulations and best wishes!
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Sometimes I feel like we’re going up on an escalator that’s going down.
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Then you see a toilet paper point in the market with a bride on top. It must be to show the size of the mess that getting married is!
