Every day a very annoying drunkard would come to the bar, have some cachaça and then start bothering everyone. Things got worse when he started badmouthing Luiz’s mother, the bar owner, who couldn’t take it anymore and one day, to put an end to the drunkard’s chatter, he put caustic soda in his cachaça.
The drunkard drank it and said nothing. He left as if nothing had happened.
The next day, feeling remorseful, Luiz went to look for the drunkard and was surprised to see him firm and strong, so he asked:
— So, did you enjoy yesterday’s cachaça?
The drunkard replied:
— It was actually pretty good, but I won’t be having any more.
— Why not? — Luiz asked.
— Because last night, when I got home, I peed and the toilet got full of little holes!
Appendicitis
The girl didn’t know what else to do to get her shy boyfriend to take certain liberties. In a moment of inspiration, she suggests:
— Sweetheart… Do you want me to show you where I had my appendix surgery?
— No, no, please! — he says, squirming.
— Why not?
— I hate hospitals!
Darta’s Hug
Today’s big hug goes to Silvia Correa, to Adriano de Jesus Costa Pinto, and to Thiago Pereira, who are celebrating another year of life. Congratulations and best wishes!
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My intention is not to hold a grudge against anyone. But some people seem to like challenging me.
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