Samir travels to a big city where he will do some shopping for the grocery store. Upon arriving, he meets a wonderful woman and falls madly in love.
The next morning, he sends a telegram to his wife:
— Sarita, I will be spending a week shopping.
After the week passes, he decides to send another telegram:
— Sarita, I will still need another fifteen days for the shopping.
The next day, he receives a response from Sarita:
— Don’t worry, Samir. You can stay as long as you want. What you are buying out there, I am giving for free here!
Camouflage lesson
A lieutenant says to a soldier:
— Yesterday you missed the camouflage lesson!
He retorts:
— Are you sure?
Darta’s hug
Today’s big hug goes to Taiana Tavares, to Jane de Rossi, to Salette Uchi, to Assinoê Oliveira, and to Hedeson Alves, who are celebrating another year of life. Congratulations and many happy returns!
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“Where would you be if you did everything you wanted?”. In jail.
Shamefulness!
Shoulder to lean on!
