Samir travels to a big city where he will do shopping for the grocery store. Upon arrival, he meets a wonderful woman and falls madly in love.
The next morning, he sends a telegram to his wife:
— Sarita, I will be spending a week shopping.
After the week passes, he decides to send another telegram:
— Sarita, I will still need another fifteen days for the shopping.
The next day, he receives a response from Sarita:
— Don’t worry, Samir. You can stay as long as you want. What you are buying there, I am giving away for free here!
Wife’s Lie
Two friends talking, when one confides in the other:
— I think my wife has been lying to me.
— Really? What happened?
— Oh, she was out all night and told me she was at her sister’s house.
— And why do you think she was lying?
— Oh, because I was the one with her sister!
Choosing Dinner
Last night I was sitting on the couch, watching TV, when I heard my wife’s voice coming from the kitchen:
— What do you want for dinner, my love? Fish, chicken, steak or pork?
I said:
— I’ll have steak, dear, thank you.
She replied:
— You will have soup! I was talking to the dog!
Tattoo
As a gesture of love, my friend tattooed her boyfriend Caio’s name on her arm, but 4 months later the relationship ended and she came to me for advice:
— What do I do now?
— Complete the sentence, ‘Caio, but then I’ll get up’.
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| This is the group of Thirty from Vila Ipiranga. |
Darta’s Hug
Today’s big hug goes to our colleague here at Tribuna, Diogo Souza, who celebrates another year of life. The gang already sends a reminder: don’t forget the pizza! Also blowing out candles today are Monique Vilela, Adri Alves and Gabriel Sabbag. Congratulations to all and best wishes!
