Today is my birthday. My parents, wife, and children didn’t congratulate me. I went to work and my colleagues also didn’t congratulate me. When I entered my office, my secretary said, “Happy birthday, boss!”
After lunch, she invited me to go to her apartment. I went there with her. Then, she said, “Do you mind if I go to the bedroom for a minute?”. I said, “ok”. Five minutes later she comes back… with a cake, my wife, parents, children, and colleagues from work, all shouting, “Surprise!”
And I was waiting on the couch… naked!
Deal is a deal
After more than 20 years of marriage, the husband died. Shortly after, the wife also died. One beautiful day they met in heaven:
– Darling, so good to see you!
The husband replies:
– Don’t come near me! The deal was until death do us part. So, scram! I’m single!
Darta’s Hug
Today’s big hug goes to Maurílio Aguiar, Josinei Andrei Gomes Martins dos Santos, and Lawrence Manoel, who are celebrating another year of life. Congratulations and best wishes!
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Now I know why there is a fish on the hundred dollar bill… because money that’s good, swims away!
Grandma’s Request
Kids will never know
