Recentemente, tenho concordado com as pessoas apenas para mantê-las caladas.
Jokes of the Day
Dinner conversation
Joãozinho’s father, annoyed with his son’s excuses to avoid dinner and keep talking, set a rule during mealtime:
— From now on, while we are having dinner, no one says a word!
— Dad…
— Quiet and eat your dinner, Joãozinho! You can talk later!
— But dad…
— Shut up and eat, I said!
After dinner, the father asks the son:
— Tell me, Joãozinho. What did you want to say while we were having dinner?
— I was going to warn you that there was a huge green caterpillar in your salad, but now it’s too late!
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Loud scream
Three friends, an Englishman, a German, and a Portuguese wait in line at the bakery checkout. The Englishman commented:
— When we have sex, my wife screams so loudly that my mother-in-law, who lives downstairs, can hear!
And the German:
— That’s nothing, my wife screams so loud, but so loud, that my mother-in-law, who lives next door, can hear!
The Portuguese, on the other side of the counter, laughs and says:
— Well, this is nothing, my wife screams so loud, so loud, that I can hear from the bakery!
Hug to Darta
A special hug to Lígia Christine, Anna Paula Galvão, Isabel Cristina Souza, and Gabriel Rosa, who are celebrating another year of life today. Congratulations and best wishes.
