Today I just wanted to look down and find a 200 reais bill.
Jokes
Building Casanova
The husband comes home indignant and starts telling his wife:
— I found that idiot from the second floor boasting about being the biggest Casanova. You know what he told me? That he has made love to all the women in the building, except one.
And the wife promptly replies:
— Oh! It must be that nasty one from the sixth floor…
Driver’s Explanation
The policeman in a small town stops a driver for speeding.
— But officer, I can explain… — the driver retorts.
— Quiet! I’ll put you in jail until the chief arrives! — the policeman shouts.
— Please, I just wanted to say that…
— Silence! You’re arrested! If you open your mouth, you’ll get beaten! So, he throws the poor guy in a cell, alone, and leaves without paying attention to him.
Hours later, the guard returns:
— The chief is coming! Lucky for you he went to his daughter’s wedding. He must be in a good mood.
— I doubt it… If you had let me speak, you would know that I am the groom!
Darta’s Hug
A special hug to those celebrating another year of life today, Kettelin Zafra Bittencourt, Cássia Aparecida Cordeiro, Márcia Souza, and Janaína Tupan Frare. May your day be extra special.
